Corrupt a wish

So this one was quite popular on the previous forum... let's start it again :3

I wish i'd pass all my exams with best grades :3

ninja'd

granted too bad an error when correcting your exams occurs and you get 0 in all of them

i wish for mah lazors

Granted but you shoot a mirror with the lazer and kill yourself

I wish i pass the exams without cheating or an error happen

granted, but it's very glitched and so many people rage quit it gets closed... permanently!

I wish i could go back to when i was 6years old and keep my knowledge from now

Granted, but you become a girl!!

I wish i was the president.

Granted, but you get assasinated.

I wish i could finally finish my missions >.>

Granted, but your mail bugs and you can't receive the rewards.

I wish Stella would try wearing clothes.

granted but then nobody plays with her


i wish i had a sword

Granted but you stab your mom by mistake and go to jail

I wish i have better ping

Granted. But your pong still sucks.

I wish walking naked on the street was legal everywhere.

Granted. but everybody would make fun of you... looking down *_*

I wish i would get a ton of cash

Granted but they are fake and you got cuaght

i wish there is guild wars already >_>

Granted, you die on the battlefield.

I wish everyone would walk around naked and they wouldn't make fun of me xD.

Granted, but they make fun of your dad (by looking inbetween his legs)

I wish that RQ members get banned (you cant corrupt this one)

Granted. You're mistaken for being a RQ member and get banned aswell.

I hope everyone would walk around naked and no one would make fun of anyone.

yes i can
Granted, they all make alts and make RQ2


i wish i could do a roundhouse kick

EDIT:
ninja'ed >.<

ok then

everyone goes off naked...
then the acid rain starts and everyone burns to death


same wish

Granted, you get sued by Chuck Norris, your lawyer is expensive and the trial takes months, you run out of money and give lap-dances for money.

I wish everyone were naked, no one could make fun of anyone and nothing could happen or change the law that everyone have to walk naked + no one could get killed xD. CORRUPT THAT MOTHAFUDGERS!

granted

granted now porn dissapears and 99% of the male population goes into depression

i wish for cards

granted. Mary throws them in your face o.o'

I wish i would have a great sleep and would study hard tomorow (Gnight)

Granted, however, while you sleep a scary clown suddenly jumps from under your bed and scares the sh*t out of you. You can't study at all the next day because you are traumatized about it.

I wish I could get some rest for once..

Granted. you get A( )rest(ed).

I wish i didn't have this headache -.-'

Granted. You get a toothache

I wish I had this stupid assignment for school finished already.

Granted. It's finished but you fail with it.

I wish you could join us

Granted. Wait..with what ? o_O

I'm busy with this stupid assignment.. >_<

I wish Andreus finished this assignment for me.